Tawas by Candle, photo by JMorton
Tawas by Candle (Supernatural Healing)
This time round, our visit to the Philippines is more tumultuous than past vacations, for obvious reason that we came home because our mother had passed away.
All of us have suffered from some form of ailments, mostly stomach ache, diarrhoea, stomach bug related.
It became ridiculous the amount of time we spent in the toilet and despite medication like imodium, diatabs and the likes, we continue to suffer.
There is only one thing left, consult the great lady of Necodemus in Tondo. Apparently she has a very long experience of curing people without the expense of money and time consulting medical doctors and hospitals.
This lady of Necodemus can diagnose using candles and a bowl of water.
Sometimes, she does not even have to see the patient or know the full name.
Anyway the first one to consult the Lady of Necodemus, was Marilou. She had not been sleeping because of acute stomach ache and the constant need to go to toilet.
The Lady of Nicodemus, did her supernatural bit by letting the tears from a lit candle fall into a bowl of water. The tears from the candle then started to form a shape. Marilou’s one has so much indentations and protuberance that it could only be a man. 🙂 🙂 The Lady of Necodemus said that a man (living) had hexed (usog) Marilou. The lady prescribed Marilou a drink of a pancit pancit tea. It seemed to have worked as Marilou finally had her good night sleep denied to her during the last few days.
When I heard about this shenanigans, I was so intrigued that I sent Dayday to the Lady of Necodemus to diagnose Peter. Dayday said that she would go after 6pm, to ensure the power of the Lady of Necodemus was more potent. Who am I to argue?!!! 🙂
At exactly 6pm, Dayday went and spoke to the Lady. After the candle ritual, it was found out that Peter had not been hexed by anyone because the candles formed a very smooth shape, pretty normal. His stomach upset was due to dinuguan, eating lots of bloodied pork! How did the lady know about this. Again Peter was prescribed the pancit pancit tea and to eat grilled pork and tofu. He has not followed the advice, ergo still he still suffers from mild to acute stomach ache!
Just then my brother, who said he does not believe in supernatural hokus pokus, said that his left eye had turned red. He said it just happened and the only strange thing that happened to him that day was meeting a cat at a hotel room that is largely not reached or occupied by paying guest. My brother was there to fix the air-conditioning system.
Anyway Alma went to the Lady of Necodemus, who by now was absolutely perplexed by the goings on in our house in Fullon. 🙂 🙂 🙂
The lady said that we or my family in Fullon is living with a dwende (supernatural little person) in the house and that it is better to keep him undisturbed as he is harmless. Woah!!!
Also my brother seemed to have offended the spirit in the hotel and therefore he had to make amends by offering a sacrifice of 3 cigarettes, a glass of beer, a plate of food place in the darkest corner of the house. My brother also has to say heartfelt apology.
Believe it or not!